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Printed by our good friends at Atlanta Screenprints, these shirts are the height of quality and comfort.

We are in no way, shape, or form exaggerating when we say this 65% polyester / 35% ringspun cotton, 3.6 oz. tee is the softest shirt we've ever touched. Your only regret in buying this T-shirt will be how crappy it makes the rest of your wardrobe feel by comparison.


The bear shirts were so popular, we sold out of almost every size after only one show. As stated... they're ridiculously soft. At that show, a number of women asked if there were ladies' tank tops available, and we're pleased to say, yes, now there are. Made of the same material as the bear shirt, we have no doubt these will sell out quickly as well. But have no fear: we've already restocked.


This 4.3 oz., 100% ringspun cotton tee is in regular rotation in each of our wardrobes. And we like us as much as you like you, so we never skimp on quality.


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